Rather than spend extra time on recapping Pro Bowl clips, I decided to combine this week’s HOUSE & You Fucking Suck videos into one post. It’s like my Nana used to say: “Every minute you don’t waste on the Internet on Thursday is a minute you can spend eating chicken wings on Sunday.” She said something like that, anyway. It got really difficult to understand her after the stroke.

At any rate, this week’s clips of course come from the slumber party pillow fight known as the Pro Bowl. One guy who apparently didn’t get the memo about defense being optional was Chargers safety — and Latter Day Saint — Eric Weddle, who actually spent the game tackling opposing players and intercepting two errant NFC passes. On the latter of those two picks, he teamed up with non-Mormon Derrick Johnson for this monster return:

Experts — and by that I mean me and the first person I find who agrees with me — are already calling it the greatest double team maneuver since Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg took on Lady Gaga.

HOUSE!

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Then, of course, there’s the little matter of Drew Brees. Although masterful at shredding secondaries and an undisputed long ball savant, there are some things that Breesus should leave to the professionals. Namely, extra points.

After bragging a while back about nailing 40-yarders in practice (NOT A GAME!), Brees had the gumption to attempt a drop a kick late in the fourth quarter of the Pro Bowl. It did not go well:

(Higher quality video at NFL.com here.)

Not only did Breesus’ show boating cost his team point on the board when they were down, he failed in front of his former teammate, Doug “Tiny Dancer” Flutie, the last guy to successfully attempt a dropkick in an NFL game.

Drew, when your team is down late, especially in a situation as important as the Pro Bowl, where guys literally have dozens of dollars in dinner bets on the line, you can’t put your own glory before the best interest of your team. You did, and for that…

…Drew Brees, You Fucking Suck.