“We look into everything, as all teams do. And I have the highest regard for Peyton Manning. But as I said publicly last month, that wasn’t the direction we were heading in. Michael is our guy.”

-Andy Reid, Philadelphia Eagles’ head coach

“Unless of course Peyton was willing to take on Eli twice a year.  Then we’d literally be willing to throw Michael back in prison to get him and his humongous cap number off the roster so we can sign Peyton and his humongous forehead.”