“We’re wide open [to draft trades]. We have been always since I’ve been here, and we’ve done everything. We’ve gone up in the attack. We’ve bailed out in the past, and we’ve stayed where we are. It depends on circumstance.”

-AJ Smith, San Diego Chargers general manager

Translation: “We’re wide open to making deals on draft day.  We have always been committed to picking bad players wherever they may be since I’ve been here, and we’ve done everything.  We’ve gone up to pick bad players.  We’ve bailed out in the past and waited to pick a bad player, and we’ve stayed where we are to pick a bad player.  It depends on circumstance…but we’re prepared to put the dagger in our fans’ hearts no matter where we pick.  Brb, me and Norv have to go fellate Dean Spanos so we can keep our jobs.”