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HOUSE is a weekly segment from our podcast, in which we highlight the best return touchdown of the NFL week. For those wondering why we call it HOUSE, it’s because (1) that’s where the ball winds up, as in “take it to the house,” and (2) that’s what Ranter likes to yell at the screen during [...]
HOUSE is a weekly segment from our podcast, in which we highlight the best return touchdown of the NFL week. For those wondering why we call it HOUSE, it’s because (1) that’s where the ball winds up, as in “take it to the house,” and (2) that’s what Ranter likes to yell at the screen [...]
Rather than spend extra time on recapping Pro Bowl clips, I decided to combine this week’s HOUSE & You Fucking Suck videos into one post. It’s like my Nana used to say: “Every minute you don’t waste on the Internet on Thursday is a minute you can spend eating chicken wings on Sunday.” She said [...]
Here at Football Ranters, when we look for our favorite return TDs, our preferences tend to mirror those of the Ranter’s sister. By that, I of course mean that we love Patrick Peterson and fat guys. We’ll go ahead and count Texans’ DE J. J. Watt among the latter, although I wouldn’t say it to [...]
(I apologize in advance making this one brief, Lunatics. But really, let’s just all stop pretending you’re here for anything other than the video. I heard most of you can’t even read. OK, fine, that was too far. I apologize. I’m just speaking out of hurt. Anyway, enjoy this week’s HOUSE!! “You Fucking Suck” will [...]
This week, our favorite NFL return was a team effort — a team of ball-hawking warriors beating up on a weak, pathetic team of cowering codfish. (I can’t find an embed-friendly site with this video on it, but I do have this link to the video on Packers.com.) Erik Walden gets credit for the score, but [...]
It’s not easy to be featured on our HOUSE segment. It takes hard work, determination and the type of ferocious singular ambition usually only demonstrated by mythical heroes…or Tom Cruise trying to play it straight. In general, though, a spinning flying dive into the end zone will help get the job done. Just ask Baltimore [...]
There were a lot of candidates for this week’s HOUSE segment, including the punt return by our man crush Patrick Peterson. In the end, though, we just like trickeration too much to deny this bob-and-weave routine performed by the duo Marc Mariani and Tommie Campbell, two of Tennesee’s crack special teamers: Say it with me [...]
Patriots CB/WR/PR goes 82 yards to the HOUSE on this impressive return. Good form dodging the kicker too, nothing worse than getting caught by that suck ass. HOUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!
